High Tech Dogs
Now I have taken the Yorkshire Estate dogs for a very high tech walk. At first, if I came home before Jerome and Janet, they would hide under the bed (the dogs). Now they know me, and Winston even expects me to play ROOSTER or MONKEY with him ( that’s when I chase him around the house while he is carrying either a ROOSTER or a MONKEY in his mouth). So tonight Jerome and Janet both had meetings so I was to walk the dogs. Here is the order of events (it is raining or sleeting out, and it is dark):
Put on fleece vest.
Put on winter coat with hood.
Put on hat with headlight on the top, then take it off to turn on headlight, and then put it back on.
Put on reflctor vest so I look like the safety patrol boy.
Put fancy retractable leash on Winston.
Put fancy retractable leash on Whitley.
Clip flasher light on Winston’s collar, then take it of because I have in on light rather than on flasher, then put it back on.
Clip flasher light on Whitley’s collar while he complains in his big dog growl coming out of a little dog throat because he hates the flasher and thinks it makes him look girlie and all the other neighborhood dogs make fun of him when he wears it.
Unlock and open front door.
Walk around as Yorkies pee on as many things as possible.
What a wonderful world!