“I know you’ve all got sleeping!personas back in your dorm rooms,” says friendly!Joules, “so try to stay awake today, yeah?”

Next to him, pedantic!Joules flicks on the big screen. “Today’s topic is bang!notation. We take it for granted, like any linguistic construct. People assume Thews and Hollin invented it when they first experimented with quantum persona!division–”

“And they didn’t mind the credit,” says a sardonic!student.

“Do you have to send that aspect to my classes, Mister!Mohan?” says exasperated!Joules.

“Come on,” Mohan grins, “would your exasperated!side even get to talk if I didn’t?”