Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
–Philo

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
–Plato

Be kind, for everyone you meet is haaang on a minute.
–Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’m pretty sure I said that.
–Mark Twain

You don’t get to say fucking everything, Clemens.
–Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yeah, the reports of you saying stuff are greatly exaggerated.
–Yogi Berra

Get it?
–Yogi Berra

That’s not even the real quote.
–Mark Twain

You guys are a fistful of assholes.
–Ian Maclaren

Actually some people you meet have it pretty easy.
–Thomas Jefferson