“As you know, Nadnerb, infodumps are the basis of our modern society,” says Snikda interestingly. “Through quantum laser hacking of our delta waves, we can transmit information directly from machine to brain–elimininating the ancient process called ‘education,’ and allowing us to enjoy a new golden age of philosophy, science and art.” The Space Navy captain and 6’4″ father of two chuckles. “Whenever I look in a mirror and see my attractive, bioengineered body and vibrant blue hair, I can’t help but think–this modern life would be impossible–if not for infodumps!”

“I didn’t actually know that,” says Snikda.