“I’m sad we didn’t get admitted,” says Seth Rogen Character. “If only we could start our own college.”

“But all we know about is pot!” moans McLovin Guy.

They pause, for pot hits. Then:

“I know!”

They solicit marijuana-advocacy funding and get accreditation from a Canadian board; they build greenhouses and study soil acidity. They research, lobby and present their findings. The school makes a little bit of difference in the world.

But there’s a twist! It was a pot dream all along.

“We’re so high right now,” giggles Jonah Hill Character.

Pot is so good at getting you high!