“Why don’t you like the new zeroes?” asks Glenn. “The art?”

“It’s just weird that these are our currency! Can’t we show a little denial?”

“They’re not the only legal tender. There are two halves of the equation.” Glenn pulls it from his pocket.

“Holy!” says Barton, eyes bugging at the lemniscate. “Could… could I maybe rent that sucker?”

“Maaaybe. How many zeroes are you willing to pay?”

“All I’ve got!”

“Deal.”

A billpaper flurry, and Barton scampers off down the street. “I’ve got it!” he hoots. “The infinity dollar bill!”

Yeah, thinks Glenn, now try getting someone to make change.