The Beat Up Connecticut Challenge! LIVE ends for Gerald at his second table in the food court, or the second-and-a-halfth, really, since he manages to lay out one security guy before the other gets him with a taser. Seriously. Who expects a mall rent-a-cop to have a taser?

Cuffed to a chair in the substation, Gerald revises. Connecticut has earned his respect. He’ll have to prove it. As soon as he makes bail with the platinum card, he sets out on the Satisfy Connecticut Orally Challenge! ALSO LIVE.

But Connecticut gets all huffy about that too!