“Next time, think twice before you cross the Tetrazini brothers,” snarls Big T. “Oops, I forgot–no twice!”

One boot sends Bernard out the cargo door. He falls and falls and screams and WHMP, a silver figure slams into him from one side, falling with equal velocity.

“Elmer?” gasps Bernard. “M-my State Farm agent?”

“Parachute agent, today,” shouts Elmer. “Put this on! We’ve got twelve seconds left to rip!”

Bernard struggles in, goggling. “I can’t believe it’s worth this much to keep me alive!”

“You bought a million-dollar policy,” says Elmer grimly. “How much do you think it’s worth?”