These pages contain no flames whatsoever. The words herein will not evoke from thin air any of the nine elements, nor will their use in conjunction with telluric resonant circuits produce bends in the matter of time. The names within are fictional, and any resemblance to gods living or dead is entirely coincidental. This book provides no guarantee of internal Euclidian geometry. The hagiographic index may not be used to tempt saints.

This comprises the entire and binding agreement between READER and EDITOR. In no event will the EDITOR be liable for consequences of misuse.

<H’rnhoth> I agree <Iighilló> I decline