BRISTA
You wouldn't listen!

BRISTA'S MOM
You're right, baby. I should have understood. I just 
can't believe my own Teenager had such a Secret Life!

BRISTA
There's something else we need to tell you.

BRISTA / KATELY'S MOM
We?

KATELY (entering, w/ belly)
Brista isn't the only one in this family who's expecting.

MOM
Oh my gosh!  All these surprises are making me feel... 
pregnant!

BRISTA
Only teenagers get pregnant, Mom.

KATELY
Lord a'mighty!  I just got a cell phone call from my 
pregnant friend Nevaeh!

MOM
What is it now?!

KATELY
You won't believe this...  but her baby... is PREGN