Boss Monster is four screens tall and its HP meter is just question marks. It’s immune to exile spells and the secondary effect of RUNESWRD, has a 20% chance to resurrect a Crystal Drone each round, and cannot believe they cancelled the Kirksville contract.
“They didn’t like the accrual clause?” it flickers, a palette swap of disbelief. “They wrote the accrual clause!”
“DZZT,” explains the hovering Crystal Drone.
Boss Monster runs a hand through its horns. “>.<;;;. Call our accountant, okay? And use ancient technology to irrevocably alter the timeline so this never happened.”
The accountant has real problems with that.