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Satya

Ten stars aren’t in the sky.

“Sirius, Betelgeuse, Procyon, Aldebaran, Rigel, Meissa, Cursa,” Satya murmurs, Greek slick on her tongue. “Venus, and the Orion and Horsehead nebulae. Which most people think are stars.”

“How long until they all go out?”

She smiles. “They’ll come back.”

“But if.” Groen shivers. “If we can’t stop the warming, and they keep putting up mirrors–”

“Stop forecasting from the facts. The future is made of stories. The stars are sleeping, and they’ll awake brighter than before.”

“You’re wonderful,” he tells her.

She considers this, and nods. “Yes,” she says. “I am full of wonders.”

John Henry

In hindsight, it was quite obvious: of course the names of the books of the Torah gave a date and a time, counting atomic cycles of helium from the birth of Abraham. Of course it was a Tuesday.

The mantle of the Earth would erupt, and the survivors occupy cooling lava tubes. Geothermics would become all-important, ergo steam, ergo the rebirth of rail travel. Rails need spikes; spikes need hammering; hammerers need John Henry: hero, sacrifice, god.

Of course the chapters of the Book of Henry would correspond to a date and time. Of course it would be a Tuesday.

Cirrus

Lapromantic surgery means the rebirth of surgical theater, or the surgical movies, anyway: students munch popcorn and the ripples of Patient X’s brain flicker on a crystal screen. Nearby, Cirrus sweats as he guides the eldritch laser to its targets. Three fragments of unbeing left. Two. One.

A great cheer from the students, and Cirrus scrubs up while his interns sew. “You’re amazing,” breathes the attending muse.

“It’s a routine procedure,” he says.

“It’s a miracle,” she smiles. She slips between him and the sink, tilts his chin down, unties the sterile straps. He has no face beneath his mask.

Moriah

“Martha, these are NOT monkey brains!” howls the Pickle, and brandishes a spoonful of tapioca as proof.

“No, they aren’t,” she agrees, “and my name is Moriah. Please put your spoon down.”

He does, scowling. “I’m a pickle,” he adds hopefully.

“Yes, you are.” Moriah pats him on the head and leans over to help Mrs. Pursey, who has transposed her own pudding with a shoe.

“Why do we even serve tapioca?” asks Yurt, breezing by with the dirty-dish trolley.

“Cheap, filling, lots of carbs,” sighs Moriah, at which point the Pickle, bright-eyed, stabs his spoon into her skull.

The Ethical Iconoclast

The latest work of the Ethical Iconoclast was once a lottery billboard; now it lists the number of civilian deaths the lottery’s funded. The number is ticking up.

“Awful,” sniffs a man.

“Brilliant!” laugh teenagers.

“You’re the Ethical Iconoclast?” asks Surrey.

“Secular,” she replies, “utilitarian, nondestructive.”

“So it’s your duty and right to transform and subvert all things iconic, not just the sacred, as an means to the greater good.”

“Not just my duty! Everyone’s!”

“Isn’t it curious,” says Surrey, “that there’s a definite article before your name?”

“Oh dear,” says the Ethical Iconoclast, and has to set herself on fire.

Petulia

The teary eyes are never enough. For a great entree he needs sushi-grade kidneys, and even the cheap leftovers are hard to get. He’s lucky he got the Clearing House chef gig; at least they have a source of fresh meat.

He picks the back lock and quietly lets himself in, imagining how McMahon would have asked this. “Time’s up, Petulia Gibbons,” he says. “How did you spend your ten million?”

“I got everything I wanted,” whispers last year’s winner, lolling bloated in cocaine ice cream and Benjamins.

“Time to give a little back,” he replies, and marks out an incision.

Melanie

“HIS DOUGHNUT IS OUT OF JAM!” crackles the PA as Melanie and her crew scramble down the vessel wall to the pit. Zymer’s erythrocycle is a deep violet, spinning haplessly as he yanks at the controls. The crew slaps on an oxygen hose; redness floods the hull. Zymer, relieved, pukes off the other side.

“Chief,” he pants to Melanie as she checks his heme, “I been wondering.”

“Too much time on the track, Z. You zoning out on me?”

“We’re smaller than cells,” he says, “we’re inside a body. So what’s inside us?”

“Jam,” she says, and punches ignition for him.

Napoleon

Emperor Napoleon’s Soup Apparatus is porcupine-shaped, hidebound back bristling with pikes. During battle, the hides are soaked with water to prevent fire damage; on bivouac, its tail becomes a bellows, and a mysterious process within pumps hot soup out its nose.

The trouble with wooden animals in war, of course, is that the other side always wants yours. By dawn, Prussian saboteurs have cut its mooring ropes, but they’re not fast enough: Napoleon has just arisen.

“Mon Empereur!” shouts a lieutenant, pointing to the trundling Apparatus. “Le porc-épic!”

“Sacré bleu!” says Napoleon (this is back when everybody spoke French).

Ginny

Ginny wears hand-me-down gingham and these days, it’s almost enough to earn her credit with the retro kids, but she hasn’t explored enough to understand that. She expects the same taunts here as she got in elementary and junior high. She’s learned to shut them out so thoroughly that she doesn’t notice their absence.

If anyone notices Ginny at all it’s as a submarine, ducking through the halls, silent in a world of thunder; but inside she’s not frightened. She’s oblivious to everything but the warm beat of her faith. Inside she is praying, praying to Saint Britney Jean.

Haute-Savoie

The wheel was invented quite a few times, actually, and a lot later than most people think. “Cavemen” would have had little use for it; it wasn’t until humanity began constructing with stone and timber that the transport of heavy materiel became a daily necessity.

To be strict, the very first inventor of the wheel resided in the cool foothills of what would someday be known as Haute-Savoie, in France. She climbed a precarious boulder, found it tumbling away beneath her, and became an example for so much future human interaction with technology: running, running, going backward all the way.

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