- Replaced toilet paper with end toward the wall
- Stole three Now and Laters and ate them all
- Spiced soup with white pepper instead of the black
- Pushed on the plaster to widen a crack
- Made bed with edge insufficiently neat
- Fed a stray cat with the scraps of the meat
- Gathered and squeezed the shards of a glass
- Seasoned a word with deliberate sass
- Met eyes with a man in the sun at the park
- Had lighter in pocket while locked in the dark
- Refused to look down again after the blow
- Wrote down this list
- So that someone would know