• Good brandy
• Bad cocktails
• Worse headaches
• A tooth pulled
• The clap

It’s not a place nonlocals go on purpose and if you’re there you probably took a bad turn. This isn’t to say it’s a dive: the interior’s brass and mahogany, and nobody gets peanuts on the floor. But don’t use the bathroom. And for heaven’s sake don’t ask about food.

Though the true origins of its signage are lost to mercy, a sex act of dubious provenance has since borrowed the name. You can’t get a sniffly oddjob in the Sniffly Oddjob. It’s too hard to find model airplane glue.