Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 6 pretzels (88g)
Servings Per Your Ass 1
Amount Per Serving
| Calories +190 |
Calories for Fatty |
|
%Daily Value*
|
| Totally Fat |
Ana |
|
Saturated Fat |
You’re Weak |
|
| Cholesterol |
My God |
| Sodium |
Do You |
| Know They Laugh |
When |
|
|
| They Hide Their |
Mouths |
| Behind Their |
Hands, Ana |
| They Puff |
Their Cheeks |
*You didn’t even do your crunches today and you’re
thinking about pretzels? That’s pathetic:
| |
Yesterday |
Today |
Tomorrow |
| In |
+440 |
+500 |
+1000?! |
| Out |
-300 |
-100 |
Less |
| Crunches |
-220 |
-0 |
Keep |
| This Up And |
You’ll |
Have |
To |
| Get |
Out |
The |
Bag |
Remember, fat girl:
Thinspiration! Thinspiration! Thinspiration!
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