“You put them in the water and all they want is to climb out,” fumes Britt. “So you give them boats and what do they do? Jump into the water!”

“We need to map out our meeting with the CFO, Britt,” says Jermaine.

“What we NEED is a PRESENTABLE NAUMACHIA,” says Britt.

She ends up knocking the hamsters out with carbon dioxide and tying them to their oars with ribbons, which at least produces a lot of splashing when they wake up.

“There you have it, sir,” says Jermaine, drenched and mortified.

“Give them little helmets!” says the CFO, with glee.