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Blood and Treasure

Blood is aging, still fast as a dagger and twice as cruel. His palms are calluses, and a scarf hides the scar on his neck. Treasure’s hot and young and knows it. He’s got a shock of blonde and arms draped in bracelets, a rapier wit and a rapier rapier. But it’s his tongue, Blood learns, that does the disarming.

They meet on the laundry job, each primarily self-concerned; in a night they go from strangers to rivals to lovers. They abscond and spend everything. They are suddenly a team.

Blood and Treasure, Treasure and Blood. Everything ends in either.

Zach

Night, and the demonstrations in Budapest have peaked and begun to decline. The summit leaders will be gone by morning, in private jets and motorcades; the kids in black are straggling home.

Sara’s agents have tracked down Zach. She leaves István to his grief and comforts. Nasser is on a jet of his own, but he’s left Hidebound with a new sense of purpose. The bleeding has stopped and he’s got a fresh clean high.

Sara and Hidebound set out in the dusk, hooded and alone, in converging directions.

They are going to the hospital.

They are going to say goodbye.

Eberhardt

Born into the name Eberhardt Bulstrode and growing thence into a barreloid body and spadelike hands, he knows early on that the field of careers is less than open to him. His archetype counselor needs only a glance to slot him as a Stepfather, subclass Blustering/Cruel.

Eberhardt wants to show willing: he grows a mustache and takes squinting lessons. But his cuffs lack malice, and his tirades feel rehearsed. Gifted children in his watch rarely develop even hints of megalomania.

“Do you have to be so… so three-dimensional?” asks the counselor.

Eberhardt needs all his strength not to deprecate himself.

The Cantankerist

“We’re moving ahead with a sharper property tax curve, and doubling school funds with the proceeds,” says the Ombudswoman. “Also, Fridays everyone gets chocolate milk, and the puppy-lending library will…”

She trails off. Everyone at the council meeting glances to the back of the room. “Hsst,” says somebody.

“Oh!” says the Cantankerist. “Is this me?”

She nods encouragingly.

He shakes his fist three times. “This feckless generation will bring about its own ruin, and so forth,” he reads.

Council members hold up scorecards in the low 3s.

“That’s unfair!” shrills the Cantankerist.

The Russian Judge smirks, and strokes his beard.

Tully

Tully’s chess pieces are chattering, employing a distributed algorithm based on lines of sight that outperforms holistic strategies by a sharp margin. When the pawns decide they glow; routes pulse with underboard LEDs.

His opponent sweats, checking a battered laptop and his combover. Last-gen tech. The early stages of this tournament have already exhausted Tully’s pity. If you don’t pay to play, what are you really losing?

Checkmate. Tully’s opponent scowls and slams his half of the board into a satchel.

“It’s a poor carpenter who blames his tools,” chides Tully.

“And which of those,” says his opponent, “are you?”

A. Jonasdottir

CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS

Title No. 22 Ord. 23987
CIRCUIT COURT OF KLAMATH COUNTY

PARKING VIOLATION

Citation # TI2098020

DATE TIME ISSUED
06/23/2010 11:27 AM
METER # EXP TIME BEAT #
F0737 6
LOCATION
N 11TH ST
between PINE ST
and THE PLACE WHERE EMMA DIED
OFFICER OFC #
A. JONASDOTTIR 116
VIOLATION
DECENCY, FAIRNESS / THE FRESH ACHE OF MEMORY
COMMENTS: How can you be driving her car. Here. This
stupid terrible busted car with half an antenna and
the handbrake she always forgot?
AMOUNT DUE: $ I’m sorry. You didn’t know her.
RECEIPT # She would have liked your coat

Saxby

Argentina and South Korea are fighting to see who gets to be President of Soccer, or whatever. Saxby feels fleeting guilt for not having voted. He decides that tomorrow he will go register, this time for real.

“Hi, where do I sign up for the soccer election?” he asks, tomorrow.

“I think you’re in the wrong place,” says the hassled person behind the veneer counter at the courthouse.

“Sorry,” says Saxby, rolling his eyes, “where do I sign up for the football election.”

They still can’t help him. Damn bureaucracy. Saxby mails Argentina five dollars and an apologetic note.

Argentina wins!

Quigley

Carlotta wanders up and–as Quigley’s explaining to the nice officer that he despises illegal narcotics–requests an eight-ball. The officer employs restraining tactics on Quigley. Both go for his gun, but it’s so hot, metal glowing dull cherry and the officer’s screaming and Quigley grabs.

Blamblam. Quigley and Carlotta commence furious mutual enjoyment on the undercover car’s hood.

Later, at a party, Quigley is trying to do a little business. Several fratbois shake him down. Quigley roars, displays his stolen badge and whips them pistolwise, gun still burning.

“Guys I did not know he was a cop,” says Carlotta.

Fei-Li

“You manipulated me,” says Fei-Li, anger underlit by prismatic lanterns.

“Yes,” says Lon Lao.

“You turned my ear with poisoned words and set me against the heart of the Mechanists,” says Fei-Li. “The only people I love, the guild that raised me!”

“Just so,” says Lon Lao.

The rooftop garden is filled with the hushing of tiny waterworks, marvels of brass and stone. Trees tremble in breezes only they can feel. The outlines of knives are just visible in Lon Lao’s jacket, but his hands are behind his back.

“So why,” Fei-Li demands, “haven’t you kissed me yet?”

Leonhard

As revenge for his getting her to google giant isopods, Evelyn hides all Leonhard’s shoes except the Rollerblade® brand roller skates with hot pink laces, which is how he ends up skating down (most of) six flights of stairs and forfeiting two teeth to the marble floor of the bank where he still works (probably?).

“You did this why exactly?” asks the dental hygienist, in oral surgery prep.

Leonhard attempts to convey, via gurgle and hand gesture, that he would make greater sacrifices for far more trivial reasons if Evelyn asked it of him.

“Oh,” says the dental hygienist, “okay.”

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