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TVT

The anti-AI advocates fight longest and hardest against citizenship for the TVTropes post-wiki entity.

“You don’t know what it’ll do to us!” they cry, as bailiffs attempt to herd them back out of the hearing chamber.

“Look, this premise has been explored pretty well in fiction,” says TVT. “It’s called AI Is A Crapshoot.”

“Really?” says the committee chair.

“I can cite several examples–”

“DON’T START LISTENING,” screams a protester, already in tears. “I LOST MY SON TO THAT THING.”

“That’s just the Wouldn’t Hurt A Child fallacy,” TVT snorts.

“Ooh,” says the committee chair, leaning closer, “what’s that?”

Silhouine

The neighborhood wakes up pretty fast.

Water and sand keep the blaze from spreading far, but throwing them on Silhouine’s shop just seems to make it angry. They can barely get close enough to do so: the column of fire is godlike, taller than the roof ever stood.

It isn’t until morning that it runs out of fuel. The shop is a well of molten stone.

“Damn those pirates,” says another shop prentice, anonymized by soot. “The bridge, our homes–they’ll bomb the whole city soon!”

“It was a bomb,” says Silhouine slowly.

“Of course it was,” says Dulap, exhaustedly giggling.

Sara

Sara, meanwhile, has run out of things to break with István’s hammer.

Nasser watches with weary eyes. “This is an old story, my dear. I damage your self-respect; you destroy my property. But I can buy another television.”

Nézem,” István growls.

“Either call your Magyar to heel or have him hit me, Sara,” says Nasser. “But you can’t quite do either, can you? You must be dangerous, must be the fearsome subversive, but actually dirtying your hands… no, I don’t think you could bear it.”

Sara’s arms are trembling; she doesn’t want it to show. “Nasser,” she says, “you’re projecting.”

Angelo

The diminudroids live in the hollow of a tree, from which they evicted a testy squirrel months ago. They’ve remodeled it: three levels, little glass windows and bottlecap furniture. Also, an anti-squirrel crossbow.

They’re four inches tall and jointed with ball bearings, wooden-limbed, marble-eyed. They have a certain genius with string and pulleys. Observing through his telephoto lens, Angelo estimates that 90% of the diminudroid lifestyle is pulley-based.

They move in stop-motion, because of course they do. How else could they be so perfectly impossible to document? Angelo puts the camera away, wondering what they eat.

Geoffrey

Geoffrey hasn’t slept more than an hour in months. His beard is ragged; his scrubs are stained. He sits in the control room like a laboratory animal, eyes fixed, waiting for the screen to refresh.

“How often do you have to click the button?” asks the polar bear, who might be imaginary.

“Every twenty-four hours,” says Geoffrey. “Sometimes less, if he gets behind on posting them.”

“But what would happen if you stopped? Are there really consequences?”

“Yes,” Geoffrey whispers. “The world will end.”

Then there’s a whole season of time travel stuff where they’re not even on the island.

Destiny

“Wouldn’t it be great if you had, like, a remote control?” says Destiny. “But for real life.”

“There are so many bad movies about–never mind,” says Kent. “What would you use it for?”

“Oh, y’know, pausing things like Zack Morris, or we could just dub over our whole first date,” she says, rolling her eyes.

Pause.

“You said you had fun,” he says, a wounded animal.

“I just meant–”

“I thought you liked the planetarium!”

“eeeeeBaSookuDeaboDooZHEEEP,” says Destiny.

“Making sound effects with your mouth doesn’t rewind–”

“Wouldn’t it be great if you had, like, a remote control?” says Destiny brightly.

Silhouine

Light, heat, smoke that tastes of blood or metal. Silhouine tries stomping the stuff out at first–they all do–and then pause, considering each other, a triangle with burning shoes.

On the way up the ladder-steps, Silhouine somehow manages to elbow Yael in the mouth while Yael steps on her hand. Dulap, meanwhile, lifts them both up from beneath with panicked strength. The fire inhales sharply as they burst through the hatch.

A great serpentine tongue of flame follows them up from the cellar, and Silhouine’s cat streaks out to bury its claws in what remains of her hair.

O Sensei

Adrenaline, albuterol, the chemistry of pain.

Children overwhelmed and undercomforted will flee. It’s the simplest response to negative stimulus; Occam would approve. So would Morihei Ueshiba. Adults confabulate their reasons, set their destinations at the starting point: it becomes exercise, or competition. Why run without a goal?

Nausea induces flight. Flight induces nausea. Sartre used the sensation to express his horror at existence, but he had to tack on a story (confabulation, you see).

What do you do when the story fails, when regret creeps unchecked up your tightening throat?

Run, run. Turn your head off. The body remembers the way.

Kellen

The only source of food in the rusted-out arcology is parties, and Kellen’s tooth is afritz.

“I’m fucking hungry!” she shouts, taking the hissy bud from her ear and banging it on a chairform until it sputters ham radio messages.

“Nobody’s going to invite us anywhere,” says Delia bitterly. “We’ll just have to go out crashing.”

Their shoes pinch, and they totter. Rival groups of partygoers eye them in the throatlike hallways, each group trying to determine if the other knows where it’s going. Kellen gnaws the last of a stale canapé and wonders: when did they get so sober?

Stephanie Long

“I told you not to hook up with her,” says Simon Yu (#0).

“I didn’t,” says Stephanie Long, in a protest so weak that buzzards immediately begin circling above her in the instinctive belief that something is about to die.

“Just don’t let Imani Rhodes (#17) find out,” says Simon.

“Nobody got stabbed, Simon,” says Stephanie Long, carefully examining a watch with a radium dial. (This is her job, by the way: she buys antiques.)

“That’s the third one you’ve looked at,” he says. “Do you specialize in phosphorescent kitsch?”

“I specialize,” says Stephanie Long, “in things that can kill you.”

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