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The end of the world

The end of the world looks like a girl, maybe seventeen, maybe nineteen, maybe he shouldn’t ask. Her lips make him think of Eartha Kitt.

“Is your name Eartha?” he asks.

“No,” she says.

He flips papers, a little confused. “Okay,” he says, “you came with a monologue prepared, right?”

“From Eliot,” she says, and puts her hands behind her:

“Verdigris, peyote dreams,
India and rhyme
Carry claret honey trees
Paralytic sighs;

Close your eyes and swallow sand–“

“That’s not Eliot,” he interrupts.

“It isn’t,” says the end of the world, “is it,” and now it’s her turn to look confused.

Berlin

“All the other kids have rocket skates,” Schutzie mentions one day, and “I could skip the bus with rocket skates” the next.

Berlin and Loretta exchange difficult glances. Loretta takes extra nursing shifts, and Berlin hocks his wristwatch. Loretta takes the L to work. Berlin skips lunch.

At last Berlin brings home the best he can find: shiny blue Goddard Inlines, with stabilizers and silver exhaust piping. But Schutzie’s listless at the velodrome, moony on the ride back. Berlin confronts him.

“I wanted red ones,” Schutzie mumbles.

“That’s what you’re moping over?” steams Berlin.

“Plus a mugger killed Mom,” adds Schutzie.

Barlowe

Barlowe considers climbing out the window, then removes it (and part of the wall) with one swipe. He’s aware of his muscles creaking distantly, like the rigging of a schooner; it doesn’t seem connected to any particular effort.

Dawn blues the horizon and the fire escape mostly breaks his fall. Shamblers fill the street, aimless, turning whenever they bounce off a wall or lamppost. Their voices are a rising group moan: communication? A bee dance, maybe, about feeding grounds and dangers. He can’t understand it. Their congress teases but eludes his mind.

In which, he thinks, it’s just like being alive.

Nightjar

Her sister, at five, speaks with the confidence and diction of a princess. “I told them,” she says, standing in the doorway.

“Who?” says Nightjar, feeling stupid. “What?”

“That you’d gone missing,” she says. “I would have confessed earlier, but I was waiting for Gnomon to leave.”

“So you’re a tattletale,” spits Nightjar.

“I saved you, sister. They wouldn’t have noticed you were gone.”

Nightjar slams the door. Confusion, anger, grief, chagrin: when she lets herself speak it’s a crack of thunder, and a crack in the dam.

POE, she whispers in her terrible new voice, and the ghost is there.

Cehrazad

Cehrazad has six masks, not counting her underface. Columbina is her commedienne. Lafayette is a gold domino on a stick for daring nights. Calcutta, carved of mahogany, she wears for grief and bridesmaid duties; Semiot, a blue bauta, for market days. Blind is a white cord, wrapped six times around her eyes. Cehrazad wore Blind once for pleasure and once in desperation; she does not intend to do so again.

The sixth covers her from eyes to ankles, and there are very few people–not even her parents–who know that Dunyazad is not truly Cehrazad’s sister. Sometimes, Cehrazad forgets herself.

Olive

A printer dies screaming, and Olive jerks it out of the rack and stumbles toward the recycler. Mildred follows, sour and unhelpful. “It violates the spirit of the law,” she says, raising her voice above the fans.

“The law violates the spirit of the law,” snaps Olive. “We’re just an engine of prior art. Release it all into the public domain immediately. No hassles, no suits. Free the music.”

“And no songwriter ever gets to own anything again?”

“Scorched earth,” shrugs Olive. “They started it.”

Behind them, the servers kick out melody after melody, playing with the edges of the audible.

Bosco

Bosco starts dieting, and loses so many inches off his waist that his belt generates a Mobius paradox. Time skids on a corner around it; light goes weird as it tries to operate in space that’s traded its curve for a Mercator projection. Things warp.

Bosco has only a second to take a deep breath before he’s sucked headfirst through the singularity in his belly button. The warp implodes and tosses him out onto a white and alien prairie: blue suns, drifting helium beasts, a sharp whiff of chlorine. Bosco is humanity’s startled envoy to a new frontier.

Thanks to dieting!

They Shall Breathe Ashes

They Shall Breathe Ashes, the famous assassin, and her assistant Shelby are on a red carpet. They is wearing a sweeping gown in cream; Shelby, a suit and a hint of rouge.

“TSBA!” shouts a man behind the velvet rope. “What was it like working with Kelsey Grammer?”

“You have no idea,” They purrs.

“They, did you really kill the Queen?” shouts a woman.

“If I did, I’d have to kill you too.”

“How would you do that,” the man shouts, “in front of all these cameras?”

Shelby drops an infrared grenade. It fires.

“That didn’t do anything,” shouts the man.

Beretta

“School Boards United took a lot of downtown,” Standish reads off, “nobody expected them there, I guess, but they ceded the southeast suburbs to the Budget Committee. Can’t get a straight word from up north. Far as we know, Little Seoul and the other enclaves are still in dispute.”

“Not much time, Madam Commissioner,” says Milo, pulling his ear absently. “Is Planning and Zoning going to get in on the turf wars or not?”

Instead of answering, Beretta scoots her cup off the guardrail. Carp scatter from its shadow as it falls. Go ahead, she wants to tell them, breathe coffee.

McFeely

Make-Believe is a drug to McFeely, and like all responsible addicts he rations it: one visit on Monday, one Wednesday, one Thursday. Weekends are agonizing when an hour is a month long.

Outside the Neighborhood he speeds up, a bandersnatch, a gasping blur to any observer. He himself is lonely and cold. Acceleration makes the world a dim statue garden.

But inside that strange gremlinoid field, the shoes whine down and the bracers flicker, and sunlight returns. He doesn’t dawdle, never that. He just takes his own time. “Speedy Delivery,” he says, and the smile just won’t leave his face.

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