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Edwidge

The rain’s fat, slow and hard, with a warmth behind it and the rising smell of bruised worms: a summer storm in winter. When each drop has its own weight and sound, thinks Edwidge as she shrugs up her thin hood, it’s easy to give them names and stories too.

There: Wilhelmina, who sings as she falls, to the adoration or envy of her fellows. There: Cruet and Sylvan, who touched at twelve thousand feet and were never apart again. There, Dmitri, who knows what the others don’t: that every raindrop, like every pearl, is born from a speck of dirt.

Mendon

It’s midnight in Mendon’s lab, just as it should be. His shielded clocks tick straight on over the line between Greenwich Standard days, but those on the wall don’t. London, Paris, Istanbul, Beijing: they all say it’s five o’clock.

The webcam feeds confirm it. Dim winter afternoon in a Berlin window, late summer evening in Oahu. If you stuck a sword in a globe you’d hit one of them going in and the other going out, but there they are. Nobody anywhere has noticed.

Mendon flips on all the monitors at once and gazes, fearful, at the metastasis of the sun.

Pomeroy

Remember you are light, and to light you shall return is a steel-framed plexiglass box containing seventy-three identical sexbots in five alternating rows. They are all masturbating. Pomeroy has offset their timings perfectly; every five minutes, when they orgasm, their heads thrash in a wave from left to right like wind on a field of grain.

“Your technique is beautiful,” says Gillian. “Why is the product so crass?”

Pomeroy smiles a little. “The definition of beauty lasts. That of crudity doesn’t. This will remain beautiful even after the batteries die.”

“You think a lot of your own work.”

“Yes. I do.”

Big World

“I just ride around town on my bike like normal?” says Big World.

“Absolutely,” smiles the company man.

“And wave to people like always. And wear the t-shirt you give me. And I get paid?”

“Every two weeks. You’ll be a… celebrity representative.” The company man chuckles. “Can you just sign here, on the endorsement? And here.”

“What’s the second one?” says Big World shrewdly.

The company man looks uncomfortable. “It’s called a waiver. It absolves the company of responsibility if you have an–”

But Big World’s already signing. He knows what that is. Imagine, a whole company seeking absolution!

Daisy

“Do you have any ketchup?” asks Daisy politely.

“Not yet,” says Chester, “But we will–after I open a portal to the Ketchup Dimension!”

“What?”

ZAP! Chester selects a bottle of Red Gold Extra Fancy from the millions suddenly floating around them. “Anything else?” he asks.

“Well,” she says. “Maybe a pony?”

“No problem. Pony Dimension!” ZAP!

“I want one named Lightning,” says Daisy.

“They’re all named Lightning,” Chester assures her.

“Could we maybe,” says Daisy shyly, “I mean… is there a Fun Dimension?”

“Why don’t we find out,” smiles Chester, “together?”

But actually the Fun Dimension is full of Nazis!

Jake

When Jake was small he’d always end up on the floor, during attacks. It wasn’t that he couldn’t stand; something about the texture of carpet on his cheek was soothing. He tried to scratch his back on it, too, but that never worked. The itch was on the inside.

Asthma. Old enemy. He sits propped against a stack of pillows and watches the wall like a distant army, but then everything’s distant on low oxygen. Asthma’s a full-sensory experience, and the synaesthesia is taking him back in memory: detachment, his tight chest, dog-heavy legs and the strange plastic taste of albuterol.

Orrin

Orrin imagines the quantum blade tickles as it passes through his throat, but really he doesn’t feel anything. His vision doubles a little, dimming quickly, and then the headsman reaches up and pulls: it’s gone.

Orrin stares at the perfect copy of his head. His facial expression is stupid.

“Thus is the sentence carried out this… ah, seventh day of August, in accordance with etcetera etcetera,” says the sherriff. “Okay, pop him.”

Orrin’s cuffs fall away; he doesn’t move. “Some… some me is dead?” he asks. “Somewhere.”

“It’s only capital punishment,” says the sherriff reassuringly. “We’re not trying to kill anybody.”

Michette

In a thirty-story apartment building, the pipes never stop singing. That many faucets mean somebody’s always got one open, or a dishwasher, or a leaky toilet. The water vibrates as it moves. Sound carries a long way in water, and in cylinders.

Michette has a stethoscope to the big push line in the west half of the complex, listening. Most of it’s white noise–her ears will get used to that. Somewhere behind it is the voice she needs. Lana’s voice.

She finds herself wondering about the building: why thirty stories? Make a skyscraper or don’t, but thirty is half-assing it.

Godmother

Calipers, protractor and level: Godmother measures the hundredth line in the endless fractal of window frost, then brings it back down. Blue .005 Micron on thin vellum–waterproof, thank goodness. This angle, this length. Good.

It’s very cold in the cabin, but then it has to be, to keep the frost alive. Stiff fingers are careless fingers, she thinks; maybe she ought to warm them?

“Do you want some hot cocoa?” she asks Jack.

Jack, still crying, whimpers through the duct tape.

“No,” she agrees, “you wouldn’t,” as she smooths the vellum over his face and picks up the tattoo gun.

Lange

They look like poker chips, a little heavy, milled around the edges.

“They’re used,” says Lange, “to purchase changes in a subjective reality.”

“Wishes?” says Grosvenor, dubiously rolling one over her knuckles.

“Not really. They change stories, not the real world. Or not directly. Think of them as every fanfic writer’s wet dream.”

Heddis looks up. “Books? TV?”

“Or movies,” Lange grins, “music, games–maybe Aeris doesn’t die? Maybe Prospero keeps Caliban tied down. Maybe Mister Folds and his Five changed their minds, and they’re coming to LA after all.”

Grosvenor chews her lip. “What are they called?”

“Bangs,” he says.

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