“I just ride around town on my bike like normal?” says Big World.

“Absolutely,” smiles the company man.

“And wave to people like always. And wear the t-shirt you give me. And I get paid?”

“Every two weeks. You’ll be a… celebrity representative.” The company man chuckles. “Can you just sign here, on the endorsement? And here.”

“What’s the second one?” says Big World shrewdly.

The company man looks uncomfortable. “It’s called a waiver. It absolves the company of responsibility if you have an–”

But Big World’s already signing. He knows what that is. Imagine, a whole company seeking absolution!