The Ohio Renaissance Festival!
The persona of Cap’n Lice might be too potent for extended wear. This role-playing business can be heady stuff. I’m such an amateur.
(What’s that you say?)
Voice of reason: “You don’t have to literally become a reeling pirate with his “decks awash.” That’s why they call it A-c-t-i-n-g…
As usual, Brendan hits the mark.
“Slime water” may be good for pirate blood (or mild lunacy), but bad for just about anything else.