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I don’t do April Fools’ jokes.

(PS Dear feed-readers, LJ missed my last entry, so read it if you want to help me commit illegal file-sharing.)

The fact that there exists someone more x than you does not mean that you are not x.

Oh, by the way, I have my phone back.

• juice
• cokes
• real food
• ice cream

My campaign to report as junk every “MSN New Feature!” Hotmail announcement does not appear to be having the impact for which I’d hoped.

So what happens to Doonesbury’s Uncle Duke now?

Whoa, Arthur Miller wasn’t already dead.

Speaking of Leonard, you do remember Dog Bites Dog, right? I’ve been putting off subscribing to its RSS feed because man, that’s a lot of volume, but then I remember to check it again and get gems like these:

• Pregnant woman’s belly accused of trying to steal used tires
• Scottsdale firm’s edgy Super House, hiding from Bush
• Police: Student in hazing back on sale
• Jimi Hendrix pretends to be insane to get out of army service
• Elephant says celebrity makes him a target

A while back, I thought about starting a weblog just to post funny Dog Bites Dog headlines, but you can already subscribe to DBD yourself, and I don’t trust that my funny-filter is any better than yours.

That’s… that’s good, man. Good.

I guess I watch CSI now?