I had a dream the other night that I was running for Prime Minister in Ukraine (yes, Viktor Yuschenko had already been elected; for some reason the PM was like a Vice-President, and had to be elected separately.) I was pretty nervous about this, but I was the only chance that the Westernization-EU movement in Ukraine had, because it was a known secret that the opposing candidate was an evil Soviet type who was going to undo all Yuschenko’s ostensible progress. So I just winged it, not knowing anything about the current issues in the country, or the language, or what I was supposed to be speaking about. I just relied on my natural charisma!

I don’t think I did very well.