- TSA warns airlines of “Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique”
O’Hare to implement “no touching” policy starting in October - TSA warns airlines of explosive “prank” chewing gum
“Make ’em open their mouths and check under their tongues,” giggles Pistole - TSA warns airlines of explosive summer blockbusters
“Cowboys and Aliens is a nonstop thrill ride of old-fashioned movie action” - TSA warns airlines of Schrödinger’s explosives
Bombs may or may not exist in every human butthole at all times - TSA warns airlines of explosive diarrhea
Stop sniggering, this is serious guys