Sometimes when you ask your brain for an idea it has nothing, and you ask your pocket notebook for an idea and it just shrugs its little moleskin shoulders, and then you ask Internet for an idea and it makes you put Youtube videos that you’ve already seen on your iPod for two hours, and you run out of buffered stories and it sucks.
Other times, you click the random article link and it tells you about nonexistent Popes on the very first try.
I love you, Wikipedia.