“I am contacting you about cross linking. I am interested in your site because it looks like it’s relevant to a site for which I am seeking links.
The site offers great information regarding cosmetic treatments and aesthetic procedures. This company specializes in providing acne treatment, laser hair removal, microdermabrasion, removal of stretch marks and other services.”
Well shit! That’s completely relevant to a near-dead webcomic and a journal where I make fun of stupid emails!