Holly has brought to my awareness the existence of the Lyttle Lytton Awards, which are pretty great. I loved the Bulwer-Lytton books Mister Munson kept in his classroom, and I’ll roll over and sit up for anything involving limited word counts, so for me this contest is like a robotic arm that also shoots doughnuts.
By far my personal favorite is S. Kurruk’s Berman Prize winner:
“I know who the murderer is, Kevin blogged.”
Update 1030 hrs: Hey! One of those winners is named A. Holloway!