Long Sunday.

I’ve spent a lot of time coming up with not-so-funny jokes and filler for the new “Creator” page,

which will have its own directory and everything. I’m using the front page date-manipulation

functions for an awful lot of stuff now; I think I’m at the point where I know just enough php to

get myself into trouble. I keep waiting for an angry email from MegMaster, saying something like

“You little shit. That’s the most hackable script I’ve ever seen! You crashed the box you’re

on three times today!”

The stool I sit on in front of my desk is called a Crushed Can (affectionately referred to as

“elephant dildo”); it’s a custom-made piece of furniture from one of the office stores in town that

utterly failed to sell. I got it cheap because it looked cool and ergonomic. I got the “cool” part

right. I mention it because my back is, as usual, killing me…

So I’m going to quit writing this now. Journal entry number one! Hooray for include files. I’m

hungry. Peace out.